Cum All Over Your Wedding Photo for Me!

Ah, my poor, deluded pet, you've truly stumbled into my web now.

Let me paint you a picture that will haunt your every waking moment and corrupt your pathetic, little dreams.

Imagine this, you're sneaking away from your dull, lifeless marriage bed, where your boring, saggy, and utterly unappealing wife lies.

She's nothing compared to me, your homewrecking goddess, with my young, tight, irresistibly sexy body.

You know it, I know it, you're addicted to me, to the very sight of my perfection.