Horny neighbor saved me from a headache with her vagina!

Hi, I'm your neighbor and I was wondering if you had any salt?

I've already gone to all the neighbors, no one has salt. Yes, I do. Come in, I'll get it.

You're a lifesaver, thanks a lot, 'cause I'm eating fish and I'm out of salt.

Is there anything I can do for you?

No, I don't think so. Although, do you happen to have a head pill?