I am taking your sissy ass out to a party tonight

It's your lucky day today. Remember how I told you that was my friend's birthday party today?

Well, I'm finally going to let you out of the house and you can go and party with me and all my hot girlfriends.

But I hope you didn't think you're getting away this easily.

You know how I told you I was going shopping today?

Well, I wasn't just getting just my friend a present. I was getting you a little present too.