Melissa Lauren Has A Lot Of Girly Thoughts

I am such a good girl. I am mommy's little princess and daddy's little angel. I am valedictorian.

I am the homecoming girl and the prom queen. I'm most likely to succeed and least likely

to put out. I am Mr. Pricks, goody two shoes. I don't drink, I don't smoke, don't do *****,

never miss my bedtime and I never lie. I'm going to work angel. Mom will be home in about

an hour. Don't stay up too late. Oh daddy, I forgot my book bag in the car. Will you